Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
I want an army of these little guys. :D
I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.
It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.
I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.
lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men
Phallus Indusiatus mushroom
i wanna step on it and smear it